Hey, when people's lives depend on hardware, destructive testing is perfectly fine!

<KoumaWork> meanwhile i just created fire with another unit
<KoumaWork> it was shorting out, so to find the bad part, i fed it 100 amps
<KoumaWork> and i waited till i saw smoke
<KoumaWork> they hate it when i do that, but until they have a beter way to
          figure out what part is bad on a bus, that's what i'll do

I wonder what his girlfriend will say if she sees this...

<moulinrouge_and_jelly> if they don't know ur g/f is a girl...just tell them
                      you are marrying billy
<spoonm> yeah
<spoonm> I wish she was a guy
<spoonm> dammit

Kinky!

<TaruBeru> woohoo!
<TaruBeru> the pork turned out great yesterday :d
* hamdo sticks pork in beru's mouth
* TaruBeru sticks a dildo in hamdo's mouth
<hamdo> ...
<hamdo> meanie.

"Arousing"

<KoumaWork> ok, my GPS found 2 places within 10 miles of AX to get BJs
<Berudandi> i can't have BJs
<Berudandi> no wang
<Sofbert> i have a gift card for BJs
<Sofbert> the mini-ones you can buy at costco

Call me, let's do lunch

<hdm> off to be married and stuff, cell is <DELETED> in case anyone needs it

Loooong, well-hung... hair

<FzzyCuffs> that was horrible
<FzzyCuffs> in the urinal was a 3" long pube

Scary fetish

<MrsPink> my soft squishy bits were violated with a scalpel

Let's hope her husband doesn't see this!

<MrsPink> I realize it's prolly smaller than it feels/looks.. but yeah..

NSFW

<valsmith> sonofabitches!
<valsmith> i clicked that at work 
<oota> how is that ever smart?
<valsmith> your right
<valsmith> i am shamed

Scary

<Berudandi> I would shove a butt plug, but I dunno about touching an ass that's fully loaded
<Sofbert> nah, i'm more of a ninja gaiden gasser
<Sofbert> silent but deadly
<Sofbert> not duke nukem

Merry Christmas

<Akio> ?!?!?!    8" X'mas Tree with 24 Melody, Rotating Stand and USB Ext Port $12.99!
<Berudandi> ooh
<Berudandi> buy it
<Berudandi> we need a tree
<Akio> i am not buying a USB enabled christmas tree

Painful fruit scarring

<hdm> seeing a man take a pineapple that way is best on a big screen

Cravings

<Berudandi> so i need body, feet and dildo

Gimme!

<Miffytoki> I don't think, I consume.

Puppettry!

<whitetraz> it's rather impressive as far as animated penis' are concerned

TMI! TMI!

<DrAwkward> lolita clothes? will they fit a Real Doll?

Something about yourself you haven't told us?

<Softie>  "I want to give you my pink cherry" or something like that :D

Necrophilia

<valsmith> he was refering to the maggots in the eye sockets
<valsmith> and skull fucking
<valsmith> i might have a pic hold on

Oooooze

<lin0xx_> aw fuck there's puss coming out of my large toe
<miah> uhm
<miah> wtf is there puss coming out of your toe?
<lin0xx_> no idea
<lin0xx_> probably because i haven't cut them in a while

Food fetish

<lin0xx> eating potatoe chips is really erotic
<lin0xx> ;)
<lin0xx> i'll be back

Food fetish #2

* whitetraz envisions Beru nibbling on Softies pert buttocks with a
  constant stream of BBQ sauce trickling down the crack and getting
  slashed across his rump

Food fetish #3

<whitetraz> watch out Softie, Beru knows a proper BBQ needs corn on the cob...

Economical alternative to hookers

<par> masturbation saved me 24,000 last year

Socks

<EoRaptor> fuck I have a lot of socks
<oota> better than no socks
<EoRaptor> yeah, but this was just excessive
<EoRaptor> I threw out a trashbag of socks

Ewwwww....

<Speranza> like an unusable vagina, you can think of 100 other things to do
         with it than what it was designed for

Cannibalism

* Berudandi gnaws on Softie.
<Berudandi> rawr
<BigMex> bell hasn't had white meat in ages either
<MrsPink> o rly.. i thought bob was kinda half white meat...?
<Berudandi> mixed
<Berudandi> he's like.....meatloaf
<Berudandi> mixed meats
<BigMex> poor, poor bob